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youmustbethinkingofsomeoneelse:

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gummymagpie:

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straawberries:

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straawberries:

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funnybogman:

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I have to go get a needle right now and I am being SO brave about it

So one of my veins collapsed so I actually had to get TWO needles and I didn’t even cry or swear or anything, I’m SO proud of myself, I deserve ice cream. I’m getting ice cream

Ice cream fell through so I got a burrito and a staple gun

Two hands holding a burrito and a staple gunALT

yeah im holding it backwards don’t worry about it

How do u hold a burrito backwards?

The top is at the bottom 😞

thats upside down then

no cause it’s sideways

if the top (the UPSIDE!!!!) is at the bottom (DOWN!!!!) then it is UPSIDE DOWN!!

?? Holding knife forwards

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Holding knife backwards?

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BULLYING ME

how the fuck did you take those pictures

I double blink to take a screenshot

foone:

the eternal ADHD struggle between “I need to clear this half-finished project off my desk before I can focus on anything” and “if I move this project even slightly out of my field of view, I will forget it exists and it will never be finished this decade”

myjetpack:

Three figures stand in a fiery  cavern: a woman, a man and a devil. The devil is saying "Welcome to Science Hell, professor. This is Tony, he once saw something on the internet about your field of expertise and is going to spend eternity lecturing you on it"ALT

This is one of the limited edition prints now available in my shop: www.tomgauld.com/shop

sawasawako:

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hold on a second man…

theblackparadeisdead:

theblackparadeisdead:

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who’s like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like “oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can’t dance and you dont know karate!!!” and she looked at me like I’d said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

If you’re working with troubled kids you need several people trained in child psychology with godlike levels of patience and at least one person who knows five nights at freddys lore front to back

ilikethisacompletelynormalamount:

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Andrew Scott for Attitude Magazine March/April 2024, photos by Ramon Christian.

die-rosastrasse:

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The Moon & Art by Théodore Gudin 🌙⭐

itscolossal:

A print of an owl in flight through a nighttime landscape.ALT

Humans and Animals Commune with Nature and the Cosmos in the Multidisciplinary Work of Kiki Smith

clementiens:

crevicedwelling:

fucking-what:

bogleech:

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Saw this Trucks Discourse on facebook and I’m not part of that world but yeah that one on the left is delightful and I really had no idea just how wasteful and pointless the other kind is until this comparison

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it’s so sad that they’ve been selectively bred for size and aesthetics over their health. look at that pushed-in muzzle—there’s no way the one on the right can breathe properly

the pedestrian fatality side also isn’t just a difference between being knocked onto the hood vs knocked to the ground, it’s a difference between the impact being to an average adults legs vs being to their torso and organs. for wheelchair users like myself, little people, and kids, the impact includes our heads.

scripps:

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midori yaita

flowerais:

you’re not alone in the universe. at the very least, you have libraries, flowers, strawberries, poetry, stars, and the moon.

mistysblueboxstuff:

If you’re wondering why so many millennials struggle with body image issues, let me tell you about that one time my mum took me to an otolaryngologist bc of my chronic sinus problems due to a deviated septum and this middle age doctor guy starts talking about how i should get the surgery cos they could also make my nose smaller and prettier in the process, then he proceeds to pin my ears back saying how if i fixed those too I’d “have a completely different face”

stormed out of the office crying, leaving my poor mum confused and embarrassed

I was 12

Sure i was called “Dumbo”, “Pinocchio”, a witch, a hen etc but by kids, it kinda hits different when it’s an actual adult stranger

anyway this is how you get a super self-conscious kid who grows up into a super self-conscious adult constantly wondering if they should go outside cos they don’t wanna offend the world by submitting it to their hideousness lol

melonsap:

sonny-kiddo:

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

  1. bitch I might be
  2. do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 
  3. swiggity swag
  4. the D
  5. wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
  6. “ hello______, im dad “ 
  7. AYYY LMAO
  8. W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 
  9.  perfect _____ don’t exis-
  10. And now, the weather
  11. at least 2 potato
  12. we’ve come full circle ! 
  13. life hack :
  14. [ __________ INTENSIFIES]
  15. so many
  16. such doge. much wow. very smile. 
  17. mahogany 
  18. *sweats nervously*
  19. same. 
  20. spooper hot choclety milk
  21. #SHERLOCKLIVES
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a-subscription-box:

asking for advice on reddit.com

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galaxywarp:

felix-the-pup:

ultrafacts:

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addicted to ants.